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Alan.
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Melbourne, Australia
Ambivalent, Ambitious, and Asinine.
I was almost taken once, does that give me the right to brag? 280313 Bahahaha.

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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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schrodingers-tribble:

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deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD